A small ditty to lighten the seasonal mood.
By a lakeside there stood
An enormous cottonwood
where I wooed a pretty lass
and we drunk pink bubbly
eating bread and cheese
a secret inside her panties
she said, was mine to please
alas, I knew she was a tease
I could not find her hidden spots
among those tangled hairy knots
Which deflated my amorous mood
Beneath this enormous cottonwood.
James McEwan 