Green Fingers

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Happy Birthday Sally

Green Fingers.  100 Word Wednesday.

I ordered a vegetarian pizza with personality and was impressed with its photo-fit likeness of Sally. I fell over laughing. She stormed off taking the jeep. I begged her to return, but she cleared out my account and left to live up north with Hashish Bob. I counted myself lucky, it was a stolen jeep, and scammed account, but still I miss her, those pearly white dentures, large doe like eyes and her envious warm nature. Occasionally, I would find curly green fibres in my bed and I’d cry. Without her magical green fingers my life has gone to waste.

11 responses to “Green Fingers

  1. Witty and bittersweet!

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  2. A unique and delicious story that has me still smiling.

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  3. Excellent story! Loved it.

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  4. Too Funny and oh, so Twisted. 😎😎😎🥀🥀🥀

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  5. Well done James, engaging throughout..

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  6. The tendrils of life remain long after the life leaves us….so descriptive in the imagery….thank you for sharing with our writing community 🙂

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  7. Great picture and some fantastic weirdness about this piece James – really enjoyed it!

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