Green Fingers

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Happy Birthday Sally

Green Fingers.  100 Word Wednesday.

I ordered a vegetarian pizza with personality and was impressed with its photo-fit likeness of Sally. I fell over laughing. She stormed off taking the jeep. I begged her to return, but she cleared out my account and left to live up north with Hashish Bob. I counted myself lucky, it was a stolen jeep, and scammed account, but still I miss her, those pearly white dentures, large doe like eyes and her envious warm nature. Occasionally, I would find curly green fibres in my bed and I’d cry. Without her magical green fingers my life has gone to waste.

11 responses to “Green Fingers

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  2. Great picture and some fantastic weirdness about this piece James – really enjoyed it!

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  3. The tendrils of life remain long after the life leaves us….so descriptive in the imagery….thank you for sharing with our writing community 🙂

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  4. Well done James, engaging throughout..

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  5. Too Funny and oh, so Twisted. 😎😎😎🥀🥀🥀

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  6. Excellent story! Loved it.

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  7. A unique and delicious story that has me still smiling.

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  8. Witty and bittersweet!

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